victory squat

When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.

I just killed Jess so I did a victory squat over his deAd body.

by Ststephen78 March 13, 2014

dog squat

Dog squat is like horse or bull shit only smaller. When a person is just fibbing or embellishing a story and not outright lying it's dog squat.

Bill claims he out ran the police in his Covair, that's a whole batch of Dog Squat!

by Class clown October 17, 2013

hoe squat

A hoe squat is when someone drops to the floor with their butt touching they’re heels slightly and their knees to the sides.

Person 1: I hear that chick Eliza called you a slut!
Person 2: Well, I replied with “At least this slut can get a man unlike your crusty pig ass” hoe squatted and walked off.

by shawtieel March 19, 2018

Carolina squat

The act of an individual who is intoxicated squats down in their neighbors front lawn and defecates

Angel got so drunk at her daughters birthday party yesterday she did a Carolina squat on Maffew's lawn

by Chemosabi October 25, 2022

wet squat

When you go to take a shit and it insists on splashing water up and getting your ass wet.

Person 1: what's one thing that you hate first thing in the morning? person 2: having a wet squat.

by 33Gibby77 October 28, 2010

Squat Bucket

a derogatory insult that can be used as an alternative for douche bag.

Man, my boss is being a totally squat bucket today he can suck my asshole.

by nikkikins28 May 22, 2011

Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.

Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.

by The Squater April 24, 2019