screw brew

getting someone drunk enough with strong mixed drinks to finally give in to your ploy for sex.

My girl came over tonight and I made her some strong enough "Screw Brew" to curl your eyebrows.

by CL Later March 12, 2009

screw hound

An individual who engages in repeated sex acts with multiple partners.

Suzy had sex with Tom, Dick and Harry last night. She is such a screw hound.

by Phallic Member August 4, 2009

Screw Flu

(n.) A synonym for a sexually transmitted disease. Applies to any ailment contracted during intercourse, e.g. herpes, chlamydia, influenza, etc.

After homecoming, Deb had to go to the clinic; she caught a touch of the screw flu.

by Cap10 August 14, 2009

Screwmail

The ability to take a received email, hit reply to all, add a few more addresses (like the Sr VP for example), Then change what the original sender sent you to something insane, type your response and hit send. (Usually done to the annoying email happy coworkers, or just to fuck with your coworkers in general.) Even better when you send on and don't include the original sender...

Terry - Suzanne check your email -

Suzanne - Nice - hey James great idea!
Sr VP - James, can I see you in my office please?
James - Yes, sir.
Sr VP - According to an email I just received, you want to give my daughter a Strawberry Shortcake?
James - Uhhh no, sir. I was telling Terry that my mom made a great strawberry shortcake last weekend. I think he Screwmailed me.

by LiptonLipton October 14, 2009

screwdaloo

a polite way of saying "fuck off"

so long, take care, screwdaloo!

by knitwitted March 6, 2010

screw no

An exclamation, typical in Lima, OH, used to convey extreme and unconditional rejection of something. It is considered to be a combination of the terms "screw you" and "hell no."

Screw no! That's a terrible idea!

by limaohguy1 March 1, 2011

Screwpoogler

A person who is being annoying while you are tired and tryin to relax.

I am so tired, i just want to sleep.

Come and watch a movie with me or I will give you a wet willy!

Stop being such a screwpoogler!

by Maxpower243 April 28, 2011