smunking

the act of fucking a dead skunk

dude saw quite a few dead skunks lets go smunking

by i smote April 7, 2024

Slumking

The act of putting your fist up another persons rectum, then pulling out the feces and digesting it.

"Wow, i wanna slumk shogun so badly!"
"Can you give me a slumking?"
"Shogun looks slumkable!"

by Waterpak April 12, 2024

Slumking

The act of sticking your fist up someones rectum, then pulling out the feces and digesting it.

"Shogun looks slumkable!"
"Can you give me a slumking?"

by Waterpak April 12, 2024

Sklunting

The form of putting a fent cart in your friends anus and ripping it while giving them a footjob

Me and michael sklunted last weekend, it was so fun! I love sklunting!

by RJ ifyouseethisit'smax April 15, 2024

Slunging

Slunging is an art...

truly.

To slunge is to sit criss cross applesauce for an extended period of time in order to increase the size of your ass.

"hey bro are you mewing?", "no bro that's so 2023, i'm slunging."

by Stoover April 19, 2024

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

spalanking

The act of doing something possibly stupid In the moment without thinking of the consequences until later on

Just be spalanking and do if ,this might be the only opportunity you could ever get to kiss her.

I spalanked and texted him

by Hearts_4_mari May 26, 2024