Spank The J

another word for masturbation.

Dude, i need to spank the j. i havent in like a week.

by G_DUBSKI September 1, 2009

Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

by Spanking that September 9, 2016

spank rabbit

to slap someone round the face with a wet dildo covered in shit

as to spank rabbit your partners face

by motzartzghost November 29, 2015

Peepee spanking

-the act of chewing someone out.

-the act of yelling at someone for something they did wrong
-the act of reprimanding

"I showed up late for work and my boss gave me a peepee spanking for it".

"When I got home my dad spanked my peepee after seeing my report card".

by Testicular Tyler February 19, 2019

spank face

When a girl has a face good enough to jizz on your hand and slap her in the face with it

Oh man look at that spank face on her

by johndor March 14, 2016

spank a fatty

to hit a jump and go really far. most typically done in extreme sports, such as water ski jumping.

man, did you see how far matt went on that jump? he must have really wanted to spank a fatty!

by njh222 December 9, 2008

Spank Boy

1. A simpering weasle-like succubus.

2. A self-satisfied male of average intelligence and looks who believes he is extraordinarily bright and good-looking.

What a fucking spank monkey!

by the dude May 11, 2003