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occasional smoker

a person who smokes cannabis from time to time, usually spanning from 2 weeks to a month or more. They are not to be confused with "pot heads" who smoke alot more. Occasional smokers usually have no problems remembering that many things, but can be forgetful sometimes, they are usually laid back and easy to talk to, you'd never know they smoke pot! They also seem to function well and take care of responsibilities and pot is not always on the top of their to-do list.
ex. Whoa! I didn't even know you smoked man! Your like all succesfull and stuff! Your definitley an Occasional Smoker man!
by MiTE GiAk March 26, 2008
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Smoker's Forecast

This is the information about the weather the non-smoker requests of the smoker after they come back inside from smoking.
Non-Smoker: "Hey, whats the smoker's forecast?"

Smoker: "Oh, its beautiful out there man! The winds coming from the east at about 10 miles per hour and it feels like the high today should be around 70 degrees"
by Shevden March 30, 2009
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Smoker's Kiss

Noun: When one person inhales smoke from a cigarette and subsequently kisses the partner while exhaling the smoke into his/her mouth.
Last night, I drunkenly gave my girlfriend a smoker's kiss; she ended up coughing in disgust.
by fuckheresanoriginalname February 3, 2012
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Smoke Rock

To smoke freebass cocaine a.k.a crack
by Vin Jewish April 22, 2003
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smoke shit

The act of smoking methamphetamine, and or "ice."
by BobbyDgaf March 8, 2009
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Pipe Smoker

A man/woman who delights in the sucking of a plethora of cocks.
Dude 1: That dude in the pink shirt is a real fag.

Dude 2: Yeah he's a real pipe smoker.
by TV CAR April 8, 2010
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Smoke ass

1. Noun: A slang term for a long, passionate session of anal sex.

2. Noun: The ability to kick major ass in a short period of time.

3. Noun: A term, probably urban legend, to describe a sadistic sex act used on P.O.W.s involving a lit cigarette and someone's rectum.

4. Verb: To open a can of whupass.

5. Adjective: Used to describe a pothead, usually as a mild insult.
1. Jeff: Dude you should've been there last night, I watched a marathon of Doctor Who!
Trevor: Ha, you loser, I did some smoke ass with my girl last night and she came at least a dozen times. You need to get out more.

2. Yo, didja see what Jack Bauer did last night? Dude was putting some hardcore smoke ass on some terrorist bastards.

3. Legend has it the German S.S. tortured American spies with smoke ass during World War Two. Some of them probably liked it.

Tyrell: Yo nigga, yo wan' fuck wid dis, yo lil pussy ass nigga?
Rashad: Get da fuck outta mah face nigga, or Ima gonna smoke you ass like a motherfuckin' turkey on Thanksgiving.

5. Dillon is a lazy smoke ass slacker who can't get his shit together.
by Fedora Jack April 1, 2016
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