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1. (sess-ee-own) A session is the time period that someone "beats the meat" for enjoyment.
"Dude I had a session last night and went twelve rounds!"
translation:
"Dude, I mastrubated last night and ejaculated a dozen times!"
by Pedro Johnson July 15, 2008
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Session

another word for "scenes put together" used for skateboarding, snowboarders, photographers etc.

For skaters and snowboarders it means more or less the same as go snow/skate/boarding.

For photographers it means taking several pictures of stuff, often the same thing, like taking several pictures of a skateboarder.
skate: lets have a night session tonight

photographer: lets make a photo session
by spydaman April 3, 2008
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Soap Sessions

Soap Sessions is a series of CD's featuring Singing Soap Opera Stars (and former Soapers) like Kelly Ripa, McKenzie Westmore, Melina Kanakaredes, Kyle Lowder, Eric Martsolf, Jensen Ackles and others
Soap Sessions 3 Beatlesongs
by Jim Begman February 4, 2010
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Session

a period of time during which a group of bboys meet to practice their moves and battle one another.

May be done by themselves.
Yo, so what'd you do this weekend?
Damn, me and a whole bunch of bboys had a HUGE ass session down at the park.
by richie chan October 18, 2007
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5 Session Rule

A common knowledge webcam rule stating that it's okay for straight guys to jerk off with each other on cam as long as it doesn't exceed 5 sessions. If it exceeds 5 sessions, then they are gay. Derived from the "5 second rule".
Hey bro we can only do this one more time and then its back to x-box. 5 session rule.
by High-on-AS January 12, 2008
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cap session

the act of making fun of another person, usually in a group setting by hurling jokes or most likely derogatory insults at one another, about looks, moms, clothes, cars, hair, or anything conceivable. Often the insults are spontaneous or off the top of the head. Often the insults don't make sense, but to those involved they are funny.

The term is used by people from California, particularly East Oakland. Often called joning, cut down, snapping, jiving, playing the dozens in other regions.
During a cap session, he told dude, "That's why your mama suck d*** for church money."
by MrBlak June 28, 2010
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Sessioning

To go out and own everything in your path...Sessioning is when you go explore a specific thing or place, chill, and just post/stay there.
Me: Yo G lets go sessioning, im bored.

G: Alright dude, lets session The Grand Hotel up ahead.
by Brian Owner May 9, 2007
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