Snapping Turtle Puss

A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".

I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.

by DoubleDare3000 July 2, 2017

snappy

A term of endaerment for ones loved one.

Oi geezer...Snappy's on the phone for you!

by ave-it April 11, 2003

Snapping One Off

the act of male masturbation

if he is in the shower for more than 10 minutes, he is probably snapping one off.

by cliff edwards September 10, 2008

Whipper snapper

An old expression to describe young people that is now used to describe that ratchet bitch in the club who keeps whipping the people on the dance floor with her "real" human hair made from the testicle shavings of deformed horses and Hodor's pubic mane.

Man don't go over by the bathroom. This whipper Snapper damn near took my eye out.

What the fuck they weave that shit in with? Sos pads?

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018

snapshow

Someone that is a loose cannon or is liable to snap at any moment. Unpredictable at best.

She just flipped off the entire restraunt and maybe even a line cook. What a snap show.

by indigo_child June 6, 2005

dome snapper

Small amount of marijuana just good enough for one person

Sorry man i cant smoke you out i only got a dome snapper

by The knicknack and Dubsack October 28, 2006

Snapple

1. An awwesome juice drink.

2. An expression.

1.

person 1~ I luv snapple!
person 2~ Me 2! *smiles*
person 3~ I hate snapple...
person 1 and 2~ Well I hate you.

2.

person 1~ I lost my cat again.

person 2~ Oh snapple thats not good!

by Thursday27 Has An iPod!! May 9, 2009