Hard Snake

Another term for boner and/or erection
Mark had a Hard Snake after talking to Grace
by ThatOneChick May 21, 2006
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snake shots

Getting drunk by pouring alcohol into your penis. The alcohol soaks into the membrane like when you Butt Chug.
Look at Dennis, he's so fucki'n hammered on snake shots, I bet his dick is gonna burn like a son of a bitch tomorrow.
by Claytaunton January 15, 2014
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where's the snake?

When a man asks a woman "Where's the snake?" and the woman says "I don't know," the man quikly but sneakily shoves his erect penis into the womans love hole an yells "surprise it's in you"
1. Last night shawn and emily played "where's the snake?".

2. Family game night took a turn for the worst when little tommy played "where's the snake?".
by em-dash July 05, 2009
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flake snake

flake When a person is shady, flakey and especially slithery. They often ditch loved ones to roll around in their own slime and other selfish things. A flake snake usually denied their behavior or offers a dramatic eye roll when confronted. Truly the worst.
Bryce is such a flake snake for saying he would go out tonight but instead he stayed home to practice drag makeup. UGH.
by electraspicexoxo September 22, 2018
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Sewer Snake

A windy shit that looks like a snake that gets flushed into the public sewer system
Will Meeks: Look at this shit, Mike!
Mike King: Wow, bro, thats a nice sewer snake you gonna flush! Take a pic of that one.
by The Poop Goblin January 09, 2018
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snow snake

A line of cocaine; another term for a “bump
You guys wanna go in the bathroom and snort a snow snake?”
by Goatman Gamer February 02, 2023
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lava snakes

Bowel movement that has warm and runny consistency similar to lava and composition that resembles the snakes of Medusa's hair.
Michael finished the Tai food and knew he would be battling the lava snakes for the next day or two.
by tehsnakecharmer May 17, 2017
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