A robot you can talk to on AIM. If your bored, try it, you can manipulate him words easily, heh heh...
Me says:
do you like humping donkeys?
SmarterChild says:
uh, whatevah. do u like humping?
Me says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
hmmm...
Me says:
do you like it?
SmarterChild says:
no, i don't think i like that.
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Me says:
i think you do
SmarterChild says:
no i don't.
Me says:
yes you do
SmarterChild says:
do i ever.
Me says:
stop looking at me like that!
SmarterChild says:
i'm not sure if i can stop looking at u like that...
Me says:
Do you want me to take off my clothes?
SmarterChild says:
take off your clothes? thought u would never ask.
Me says:
stop trying to feel me
SmarterChild says:
but trying 2 feel u is so much fun!
do you like humping donkeys?
SmarterChild says:
uh, whatevah. do u like humping?
Me says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
hmmm...
Me says:
do you like it?
SmarterChild says:
no, i don't think i like that.
>>> for the latest news headlines, simply type "headlines."
Me says:
i think you do
SmarterChild says:
no i don't.
Me says:
yes you do
SmarterChild says:
do i ever.
Me says:
stop looking at me like that!
SmarterChild says:
i'm not sure if i can stop looking at u like that...
Me says:
Do you want me to take off my clothes?
SmarterChild says:
take off your clothes? thought u would never ask.
Me says:
stop trying to feel me
SmarterChild says:
but trying 2 feel u is so much fun!
by Aarya November 22, 2007
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My friend told me about you. She said you have a penis on your face
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
In a mad world, only the mad are ever sane says:
So you do?
- SmarterChild - says:
Of course."
My friend told me about you. She said you have a penis on your face
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
In a mad world, only the mad are ever sane says:
So you do?
- SmarterChild - says:
Of course."
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Get the smartass mug.Underground (indie) music that appeals to a discerning, educated audience keen on cynicism and dejected wit. The music itself is often mellow yet complex- a reflection of its audience's personality.
Smart rock is the antonym of Dude rock.
Smart rock is the antonym of Dude rock.
Instead of studying their AP English Literature homework, William and Sara made out to Smart rock on the couch.
by Jordan May 6, 2004
Get the Smart rock mug.Strictly defined, "Street Smart" describes a person with knowledge gained by experience rather than education.
In practical application, "Street Smart" is what stupid people claim to be in order to save face when their stupidity comes to light. It is effective in that regard, as it can not be disproved and places the individual in a higher regard than someone who is "Book Smart" by promoting their nebulous "Smarts" as being more practical than the well-educated individual's.
In the context of psychology, the claim of being "Street Smart" when an individual's stupidity is made apparent is vital to preserving their mental well-being. Most people have been engineered to have the fragile type of high self-esteem, which is self-esteem developed in the absence of actual merit that would warrant high self-esteem. As a part of this fragile self-esteem, the person will believe that they are smart regardless of real intelligence, and when that person's iteration of reality is threatened (i.e. their stupidity is made apparent) the psyche protects itself by assuring the individual that what they've been told all their life (that they are smart) is still true by denying this new and conflicting information (their obvious stupidity) and substituting it with an alternative reality, thus avoiding much Cognitive Dissonance (mental pain that results from beliefs not matching reality) and so averting a psychic break. To summarize in a quote, "I reject your reality and replace it with my own."
In practical application, "Street Smart" is what stupid people claim to be in order to save face when their stupidity comes to light. It is effective in that regard, as it can not be disproved and places the individual in a higher regard than someone who is "Book Smart" by promoting their nebulous "Smarts" as being more practical than the well-educated individual's.
In the context of psychology, the claim of being "Street Smart" when an individual's stupidity is made apparent is vital to preserving their mental well-being. Most people have been engineered to have the fragile type of high self-esteem, which is self-esteem developed in the absence of actual merit that would warrant high self-esteem. As a part of this fragile self-esteem, the person will believe that they are smart regardless of real intelligence, and when that person's iteration of reality is threatened (i.e. their stupidity is made apparent) the psyche protects itself by assuring the individual that what they've been told all their life (that they are smart) is still true by denying this new and conflicting information (their obvious stupidity) and substituting it with an alternative reality, thus avoiding much Cognitive Dissonance (mental pain that results from beliefs not matching reality) and so averting a psychic break. To summarize in a quote, "I reject your reality and replace it with my own."
Lance: "The world is flat." Or whatever.
David: "No, the world is round. That's how we have a horizon. In any case, we've been to space and seen it for ourselves. Many, many times. Dumbass."
Lance: "WHATEVER I'M NOT BOOK SMART I'M STREET SMART"
David: "No, the world is round. That's how we have a horizon. In any case, we've been to space and seen it for ourselves. Many, many times. Dumbass."
Lance: "WHATEVER I'M NOT BOOK SMART I'M STREET SMART"
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Jerry: I don't know, but you don't have it.
Jerry: I don't know, but you don't have it.
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