October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day

Smash your crush day

"I have waited for October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day, for a long time to smash my crush"

by Yessirbootybandit October 17, 2019

Sans For Smash

A Viral Internet Meme That Trended For 3 Years Until Sans Was Added To Smash Bros Ultimate As A Mii Fighter Costume.

"James: I Hope They Add Sans To Smash."
"Toby Fox: Sans For Smash!"

by Unknown_Aussie95 December 21, 2019

Switch ‘n smash

When you and your homie are dating sisters and without telling them you switch places and have sex with the other sibling.

-Hey maxime, you down for a switch ‘n smash this weekend?
-Sure! :)

by Tettroc January 5, 2021

smashed pasty

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008

smash that rat

pulvarising someones vaginal region with deep penetrating pelvic thrusts.

smash that rat

by roooooom July 18, 2009

smashed burrito

when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.

Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"

by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009

Smashie

From Celebrity juice: "Smash her back doors in" - to go up the poop shaft)

You see that fit lass at the bar - I'd like to smashie smashie her ;o)

by Bishyb December 27, 2011