Smack!

What my nut sack says to your face!

What did my nutsack say to your face?...What?...Smack!...You have just been fucktarded!

by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 14, 2004

Mack n' Smack

Mack and smack originated from S.J. Hadleyburg from Red Bank N.J. The mack n' smack means when a dirty ass ho you are mackin' on, tells you no! You smack that broke ass bitch on that sweet ass ghetto booty.

Shanda played ya boy so he gave her the ol' mack n' smack!

by Bizzle Holly n' the Cricks March 30, 2005

smack my church monkey

The process of destroying a persons day or life, or it can literally be taken as "smacking a monkey that is employed by the Magisterium." Thirdly it can be taken as direct interjection of religion into a persons life.

Origins: the 2007 theatrical version of The Golden Compass, Where Nicole Kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.

"Why are you always trying to smack my church monkey?"
"I shouldn't have done that, it feels like I just got smacked by a church monkey."

by JaKeJa January 3, 2008

smackalack

a somewhat ballsier version of smacking someone, usually in the face.
NOTE: this is not a mushroom slap

reppert: Dude back away or i'll straight smackalack you in the face.

by drew s December 8, 2004

shacers

shit + Mcdonald's: when something smells and tastes worse than Mcdonald's

"hey bro where do you wanna eat"
"I'm thinking that pretzel place down the street it's new"
"hell no man that place is shacers i went there last week"

by karstentop April 18, 2008

Smackadamia

A name for a girl’s woo-hoo that is of a higher class. It contains magical powers that may incite excitable and uncontrollable responses. In many countries it is considered kryptonite to the sausage king. Smackadamia nuts mature after flowering and must be allowed to ripen. Machinery for cracking the shell has been designed for processing purposes, in addition to several efficient hand-operated crackers, which produce a nut undamaged.

Her Smackadamia is out of control. It is like kryptonite to my soul.

by Smackadamias July 28, 2009

smackby

while in motion, a one way verbal exchange meant to cause insult, stress or elicet a reaction without the benefit of waiting for a response or invite continued conversation.

Chris hit Sam with a sharp smackby when he said "Are you really wearing that?" while passing her in the hallway.

by Tori MacNamara February 3, 2010