slippery doo da

a slippery doo da is when you fuck a girl hard in the ass then you eat all her hair on her scalpe until she is bald then you let her shit on your eye lids as you blink her shit gets into your eyes. then she makes out with you while you both have her shit in your moufs. It is also known to be done with dogs,cats,mouse any small woodland animal would work nice. and if you really want to get down you can use a elephant. some people like to kick it up a notch and get knives and cut open there partners insides and have sex with there internal intestines

holy shit bakla gave me the best slippery doo da last night my ass is still bleeding.

by mike March 11, 2004

slippery sausage

The act of pouring oil on a female's chest and slippery sliding your wank through and across it.

Mike Schmitt gave the slippery sausage to Linda Milano.

by Tiffmiesters October 11, 2003

russian slipper

when a chick is incredibly horny, you lay her on the and kick her as hard as possible in the vagina until it is stuck. Also sometimes referred to as foot-fucking.

That chick's fucking dirty, i heard she likes russian slippers

by filthy_fucker November 1, 2008

Slippery Salmon

When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."

Justin snuck up behind Travis and gave him a slippery salmon as a prank.

by mikebrown97 October 26, 2012

slippery heel

A slippery heel is when you get up the urge to jack off in the morning(this isn't an easy task)first you blow a load in your tube sock then wear it on your foot the rest of the day.

Scott: dude, you need to buy some more socks, they're filthy.

Todd: No don't worry, I was just horny this morning, and now I got a slippery heel goin.

by scott doll August 9, 2006

slippery moustache

a moustache that in trimmed leaving only a thin line of hair directly above the upper lip; thus giving the illusion that it is sliding off of ones lip.

look at ron's stupid slippery moustache.

by alan steel October 17, 2008

Slippery hard cock ass slap

when a man or a shemale whips there cock on there mates ass after wet vaginal sex

ugggghhhh yaasss babe i just Slippery hard cock ass slaped u, did u enjoy it?

by Bareback loard May 30, 2015