Michigan Slip and Slide

When one is making violent love to his friend's mom's anus and she grotesquely defecates and the defecation then induces heavy vomiting in the male which in turn causes even heavier vomiting in the mother. Once sufficient vomit and excrement has been accumulated and a near-frictionless surface is created, the mother is to slip on the excrement-vomit solution and hit an object that leads to a state of unconsciousness.

John: Oh my God, Mrs. Smith you've created a Michigan Slip and Slide in the kitchen!

by GuyintheCloset January 8, 2011

Slidel

Ass to mouth followed by a snowball.

Sadie: What did you think of that?
Robert: Well, the ass to mouth was awesome, but next time swallow before you kiss me. I totally taste like your ass and my cum. Not cool.
Sadie: It's called a Slidel, and now you now how I feel every time you ask me to swallow you after you fuck my ass.

by Kate Charlton April 1, 2008

B Slide

A slide preformed by Phillip Mitchell, which involves throwing yourself onto your kneecaps, and slide through an entire room.

"Mitchell slided through the room. He made a B Slide"

by Phillip P.C Mitchell October 18, 2008

moorefield slideshow

the act of taking pictures of ones genitals and inserting them into a often seen photo folder to be explited to multiple people

johns parent' and their friends got a real moorefield slideshow while sifting through their old ski pictures

by calen honadue October 25, 2010

Slidefucking

The act of a man putting the top of his penis on a girls vagina during sex, but rather than going in it, rub it up and down, with his penis between the tops of the girls thighs. Very useful when intercourse is not desired for one reason or another. Condoms are unnecessary, but optional.

"hey, were you having sex with that girl last night?"

"no i wish, we were just Slidefucking."

by balltoohard10 December 31, 2011

slideways

a sideways movement caused by a sliding effect

when driving a car too fast in a turn, the back wheels break loose and the car goes slideways.

by kirkwoodskibum November 21, 2013

Slide Day

A very special holiday where two people celebrate the event in one has slid into the other's DM (direct messages) to initiate a relationship, exotic night, friendship, etc.

Two years prior to Tia answering Shaq's DM on Instagram, the two celebrate their Slide Day as a couple.
Did you hear about Shaq sliding in her DMs and now they're a couple.

I can't wait for me and Tia's Slide Day so we can celebrate.

by Shaquila The Great May 22, 2018