Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position

Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.

by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019

Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon

Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus aka Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon. What the fuck Hogwarts, first you have 𝐻𝑜𝑔𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠, 𝐻𝑜𝑔𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑠, 𝑇𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑢𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝒉𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑒! AND THEN 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐚 𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧! I'm done

Guy 1:Hey, i google translated Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus, yeah i guess i should tickle sleeping dragons
Guy 2:Wait wtf do dragons have to do with it
Guy 1: draco dormiens nunquam titllandus means never tickle a sleeping dragon , duh

by __nevilleswife__ February 1, 2021

Mexican in a sleeping bag

A bean burrito

Man 1: yo I was camping last week and there was a big fat beaner there. When he went to sleep in his sleeping bag he looked like a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah

by Kennedy Half Dolla February 27, 2022

bin laden sleeping pill

an insanely tacticool HK416 rifle that put bin laden in the forever box

take the bin laden sleeping pill for example, its got a lot of fuckin attachments on it

by QUANDONDUNGLE August 27, 2022

Poking the sleeping bag

"Poking the Sleeping Bag" is a phrase used to describe the act of persistently probing someone for information, especially when they have made it clear that the topic is off-limits or confidential. Its often a really annoying thing to do to someone.

Jake: Yo Davey, what do you do for work bro?
Davey: Can't tell bro, my boss said i should keep it a secret
Jake: What do you mean? What do you do for work man?
Davey: I just told you why! don't start Poking the sleeping bag!

by Nomadisense October 15, 2023

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt

by KAMEORNEV November 18, 2022

Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.

As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.

by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011