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Ball my Sack

When one screws up a task and gets frustrated.
“Well ball my sack, I just totally messed that shit up.”

Did you see that ECN that Travis Kyle just released? He really balled my sack.”
by RuckDuck98 June 24, 2019
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hit the sack jack

A term used to tell a person to do something or leave a certain place. This term was first developed when a super scientist changed the channel, which his grandson was watching, on the television.
Son: Hey! I'm watching TV!
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

Son: I don't know if i should ask her out Rick.
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!
by Mattanian May 29, 2017
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teflon slacker

Someone who puts off not doing things no matter what significance it has, and when the last minutes comes, decides it wasn't all that important along. Someone not treatable by advisers, tutors, etc.
Studying is crap for me. I'm the teflon slacker.
by mattematics December 7, 2011
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delusional lying sack of shit

A rather long but increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted that Osama bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019
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sack up

To gather up one's courage for a daunting task.
Sargeant Bohannon shrieked at Private Entwhistle, "Sack up, you panty-wearing dipstick...bayonet practice may save your life...now lunge, thrust, stick and twist...repeat...
by harry flashman July 28, 2003
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Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.
Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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nap sack

panty hose that is worn on top of a black man's head to keep his nappy wool from sticking up too far.
"You take off that nap sack when you are in MY court-room!"
by T. Wilson November 2, 2006
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