Simon Crocetta

says they will play games with you and your friends. but doesnt. stays in discord voice chat.

Friend 1: Hey man you down to play minecraft with the bois today?
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.

Friend 2: was a simon crocetta

by nalahpesoj June 22, 2021

Aubree Simon

Aubree Simon is the prettiest girl to ever exist, she’s funny and bad at math and has a couple friends. Very social and she loves being around people.

Hey did you see that Aubree Simon girl she’s beautiful?

by AnonymousPerson01 September 24, 2021

Simon Promise

A promise that can never be broken

I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again

by Username 0 September 21, 2017

simon gak

one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.

simon gak speaks russian??? not as well as me

by mindyabusiiness July 15, 2023

Winter Simon

Winter is the funniest girl you will ever meet. She can make you laugh so hard that you'll pee your pants. She is beautiful inside and out. She is so naturally pretty. She doesn't do too well with relationships so she can never keep a boyfriend YET. But someday she will find her soulmate. Any person who has Winter in their life is so lucky. She's one of a kind. She has really good dancing skills and she is a really talented singer. She has the prettiest eyes and the perfect size of lips. She thinks she is fat, when in reality she has the best body. She is confident,outgoing, and friendly. Winter can make friends with anyone. She also has a bestfriend and her bestfriend is really cool hehe. Anyways your very lucky if you come across winter in your life.

Someone: Hey is that the cheerleader, Winter Simon?
Mia: HELL YEA! She's awesome!

by mia avocado October 13, 2020

Simon Lu

1.Teacher at stuyvesant (so far) leaving us for bk tech.
2.I might add to clarify, best math teacher ever at stuy.
3. no literally he’s the best he is amazing if u don’t have him be jealous and cry

Simon Lu is literally the best teacher ever.

by Johnnn Don October 26, 2022

Simon Cowell

Comical botox guy.

Simon Cowell botox.

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022