1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch
person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?
person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?
person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009
Get the Simon Brocrotchmug. He is a very funny guy and he is a very strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you mentally and physically.
by Si mi December 8, 2018
Get the juan simonmug. she is a complete dumbass sometimes but she can also be very sweet. The type of girl that makes you feel lucky to have her in your life, and is one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She can make you speechless and your jaw drops the second she walks in. Haley is a one in a lifetime girl❤️
by erulccm nai June 2, 2019
Get the Haley Simonsmug. by O30E May 18, 2021
Get the Simon Wallmug. A Peeping Simon often enjoys bringing lube, lotion, and binoculars to the nude beach in Vancouver. A Peeping Simon can often be found alongside a Peeping Jack. They will find a nice cozy lookout view, whip out their massive COCKS, get their binoculars and stare off into the horizon. A Peeping Simon is also a beta-male who likes to be cuckholded. Also be wary of a Peeping Simon when you bring your girlfriend as he may stare at her!
by Paike Ford June 1, 2021
Get the Peeping Simonmug. He has the biggest dick you will ever see. He usually has a Muscular body with a Gigachad Face and a good Charakter. He got loads of money and his skills at everything are incredable. People that know a Simon-Marco usually have a happy life. The only thing a Simon-Marco is not good at is Finding a relationship even though he usually is Charming, but that is okay for him because he likes to be around with his friends and have fun instead of being in a relationship. Some people say he is the ultimate living being.
Have you met Simon-Marco yet? If not you are defenetly missing something.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.
by Clydrider23 November 23, 2021
Get the Simon-Marcomug. Winter is the funniest girl you will ever meet. She can make you laugh so hard that you'll pee your pants. She is beautiful inside and out. She is so naturally pretty. She doesn't do too well with relationships so she can never keep a boyfriend YET. But someday she will find her soulmate. Any person who has Winter in their life is so lucky. She's one of a kind. She has really good dancing skills and she is a really talented singer. She has the prettiest eyes and the perfect size of lips. She thinks she is fat, when in reality she has the best body. She is confident,outgoing, and friendly. Winter can make friends with anyone. She also has a bestfriend and her bestfriend is really cool hehe. Anyways your very lucky if you come across winter in your life.
by mia avocado October 13, 2020
Get the Winter Simonmug.