Shrek Trap

The art of the Shrek Trap has been mastered by few. The simple, yet effective, this trick will be sure to make your friends hate you. Simply "forget" to wear deodorant one day and work hard. Make that sweat flow like a river! when it's all said and done, sneak up on one of your friends and cup your festering armpit over their unsuspecting mouth and nose, making them inhale your onion-y goodness. WARNING: PERFORM AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Person 1: Man, Brian Shrek Trapped me last night.
Person 2: That's just nasty.

by The Meek Meister January 10, 2016

shrek cum

a green substance that looks like cum which comes from Shrek himself.

be aware that shrek cum can be dangerus

ur drink looks like shrek cum

by This guy the dude May 3, 2021

shrek's delight

When there is nobody in your swamp (house) and you can do whatever you like.

After the party and everybody left I was in Shrek's Delight and went to sleep.

by My-Username March 6, 2017

summer shrek

A rat who barks at people and is scary

Summer shrek is a furry who like to bite people!

by Alyssa_hottie March 14, 2022

Shrek music

Music in the shrek films.
Usually some form of fast talking alternative rock. Coined by Ethan Klein.

Wow that song sounds familiar, sounds like shrek music.

by Ishnudrassil March 17, 2021

Shrek Wes

• taken
• hot

• pull god

• mistaken for actually god

Did you see him. He’s definitely a shrek wes.

by shrekwes420 March 10, 2019

Shrek Balls

Juicy green balls that grow on the luscious shrekulous trees. To consume these balls, you must suck out the green sweet juice, and swallow it gracefully.

They can commonly be found in Alabama and New York.

Person 1: “You wanna go to McDonald’s?”

Person 2: “Nah, ima suck some shrek balls”

by AcOrN EEter February 8, 2022