iFunny Shitting

Swiping through iFunny while shitting.

Sorry that took so long. I was iFunny shitting.

by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 13, 2018

Fort-shitting

Sitting on the toilet while playing the game Fortnite on your phone, tablet, or laptop/pc.

Chad: Dude stop calling me.
Brady: Why?
Chad: I'm Fort-shitting right now.
Brady: You better win!

by bigpapihere June 14, 2018

IG Shitting

Scrolling through the Instagram while sitting on the toilet

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit IG shitting and come out.

by There is an i before P June 27, 2018

Bird Shitting

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.

Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.

by AngiesAwesome April 27, 2019

Brain Shitting

When a poop is so powerful and disgusting you don’t shit your brains out. You’re brainshitting.

Steve: Dude you were in the bathroom for 30 minutes what the hell?
Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day

by Michael2323 October 25, 2022

shiny shitting

The act of someone hacking shiny pokémon into a game while taking a fat shit so they won't be judged.

Example of Shiny Shitting:

John: See Jerry over there, i bet he's a shiny shitter.

Antonio: Absolutely he is, have you seen his party?

by YourLocalTorchy November 6, 2022

Sleep-shitting

When you are so tired that when you go to shit and you fall asleep on the toilet. This usually happens while using a public restroom.

After we ordered our food at the restaurant, my friend went to take a shit and fell asleep. He is always sleep-shitting every time we come here at 2 am.

by Rbruiz June 17, 2023