Mongolian Steakhouse

A sexual act in which a female sucks and jerks off 4 or more men. The men blow their loads into a large pot and the resulting mixture is simmered over a flame. The men each then dip their ball sacs into the pot of jiz and the girl sucks it off of them. This dipping and sucking proceeds until the pot is empty.

Me and my bros got wasted last night and met this totally nasty girl. She said she was down so we did a Mongolian Steakhouse!

by KenyanSlumberParty February 20, 2009

black mans steak

fried bologna sandwich

having black mans steak tonight

by LiL johnny November 26, 2013

chocolate tube steak

A brown or dark colored dong.

Bob rapidly pumped his chocolate tube steak in and out of Sally.

by Antzor May 29, 2008

Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day

Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.

Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.

by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012

steak and shake

Eating a delicious steak, and then immediately receiving a handjob of equal magnitude.

A random advertisement: "Feeling hungry AND horny? Come on into our top-rated restaurant today to receive the best steak and shake of your life! No meatgrinders here, on both counts!"

by shiftyclaybob September 26, 2011

steak

When something is just so good it's just fucking steak.

The opposite of pork.

That song is steak as fuck bro!

This club is stanky steak steak steak rite nah!

Yo that bitch was all steaked the fuck out.

I'm so steaked for the concert!

Oh my gnasty gnasty gnar-gnar super stanky steak steak, I cannot believe how steak this is!

by ain'tporki'msteak June 20, 2011

Milk Steak

It's a steak boiled in milk and honey.

"I'll take the milk steak with a side of raw jelly beans, please."

by andycraig October 16, 2009