scratchdogged

To get incredibly unlucky, particularly in a game of chance.

Person 1: As long as you don't roll a 1 you've won.

Person 2: *Rolls a one* Ahh damn, I've been scratchdogged!

by Mr 0 April 29, 2022

scratchurbate

The act of scratching your genitals long after the itch is gone, just for the pleasure.

It's a good idea to wash your hands after you scratchurbate.

If you must scratchurbate, do it in private.

Some people scratchurbate every chance they get.

by Tiasdad October 14, 2022

scratch.mit

hell

Person 1: lets use scratch.mit
Person 2: dont

by bizzylmao0 November 10, 2022

Scratchbait

A scam typically involving a fake note left the victims windshielf claiming to have scratched your car and an email to swap information. In reality, the scammer is hoping to obtain your personal information for malicious use.

Beware of scratchbait.

by J808bl July 23, 2023

Scratch

A coding website built for kids it uses these blocks to code and childish look and many furries on the website i hate furries

hey guess what i made this minecraft game in Scratch!

by riotlong773 August 3, 2023

Scratch me up the till, Mum

When you are surprised or delighted at something that may excite you. Often used in a sexual manner. British.

Scratch me up the till, Mum, that dress is practically see through.

by Obitch August 31, 2023

T-scratch

1. Robbing one of their virginity with a trident or calering iron.

2. The act of taking pictures of nuggets in the fetal position and then modifying the pictures to make it appear as though the nuggets were in large cities. ie; New York New York, ATL, Detroit, Meadow Springsdaleton.

1. Dude, did you T-scratch her last night???

2. Homo69: Hey, man what'd you do today?
XxLaRgEBaLLsxX69: Oh nothin, I just had to go to my T-scratch meeting at 2:39

by J.Boobie January 6, 2005