Scooter-Wrist

Terrible disease caused by being a rich tourist in Thailand, renting a scooter and flooring it for too long.

Symptoms include having troubling pains during masturbation.

"Papi, pls i cant lift the wud with my bad scooter-wrist.

by scuterfriendly69 May 9, 2016

Scooter

The gay version of a motorbike

I'm getting a scooter because I'm gay

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Scootering

When you ride your scooter with friends

We were scootering and she fell off her scooter.

by Letz_gabe04 September 11, 2021

Scooter

1. Someone who is really peppy but cheap
2. Someone who drags themselves into relationships for the money

Ugh, girl don't be such a scooter! I know you want that pink Louis Vuitton bag!
That scooter over there only took your girl cause' she got money from her daddy.

by Safaribro August 24, 2023

Scooter

A half wit dude that does drugs can't pay attention and makes up stories based on Tom Cruise movies about how cool his dad was

This guy I work with is definitely a scooter

by Mad Krazy July 19, 2019

scooter tipping

A common practice among disgruntled homeless individuals in downtown Detroit, Michigan, in which scooters are parked randomly around the streets as a display of pseudo-inclusion

After attending a prestigious eatery in gentrified downtown Detroit, Jonathon and his lovely female partner noticed a strung-out homeless man practicing scooter tipping.

by drhookah October 28, 2022

Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester

Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 1, 2016