Eric Bana Safety 

From the movie "Black Hawk Down",The character Hoot (played by Eric Bana) is on base at the cafeteria when the Ranger commanding officer Captain Steele points out to Hoot that, whether an undisciplined Delta Operator or not, his M4 carbine should be safeties-on in the barracks. Hoot replies, "This is my safety", and bends his index finger. Used commonly by airsofters, paintballers and military enthusiasts alike.

Dude, don't point that thing at me.
Don't worry, I got my Eric Bana safety on.

Eric Bana Safety by Operatin Operator June 28, 2010

FaceBook safety 

Calling "FaceBook safety" at work/home/school insures that no one else will sabotage your FaceBook if you're kept logged in or walk away from the computer.

John's Status: "Men make me happy!"

John's friend: "Ahhhahaha John didn't call FaceBook safety!"

FaceBook safety by mattyp1108 May 13, 2011

public safety unit

a police death squad

The public safety unit took care of the street kids.

public safety unit by megamega January 13, 2009

capitan safety

A or The "Leader" of a party or social gathering that not only induces/entices drinking and or partaking in party "favors" in general, but also holds a key role in the safety or security of said gathering.

Capitan Safety gave me a beer and a helmet before I went down the water slide into the lake.

capitan safety by Zigy October 8, 2016

post-flush-safety-wipe

The act of wiping one or more times after flushing, so to assure of no leftover residue.

"Mister Nate used a post-flush-safety-wipe after using the work toilet."

post-flush-safety-wipe by mister nate July 2, 2009

Occam's Safety Guard 

Occam's Safety Guard - contends that devising clever alternatives to the simplest solution can be safely avoided all together, as the result will inevitably be the same. It is, if you will, the scabbard with which Occam's Razor can be safely stored.

It is in a sense, it is the principle which destroys the dreaded, 'analysis to paralysis' dynamic.

The tedious nature of these meetings, in which we indulge every clever thought that comes out of someone's head, could be thwarted through the use of "Occam's Safety Guard".

or

Andrej should consider employing Occam's Safety Guard before he delves into the complexities of Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich creation.

Occam's Safety Guard by The Infernal Machine December 26, 2011

cell safety 

In a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.

Hey look at Steve Dorkmeister, he's totally pulling a cell safety.

cell safety by Flo January 14, 2010