Student

Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.

But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.

- Congratulations, you become a student!

- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.

by Student4 February 7, 2021

Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018

Student bread

The most Wonderfull and delicious type of pastry that have ever been made by humans. If you have the chances of tasting this pieces of heaven you have to. It can literally cure cancer and HIV. (Its basically god cake)
The reason why the Student bread is so good Is because it actually is everything from a bakery put together with a nice biscuit foundation, and sprinkles on the top.

Hey homie, can I get some Student bread
-Nahh man get your own...
What can I do for you get one bite
-You can succcc my toes

by Moseko1234 January 25, 2019

Studentism

When teachers discriminate against a student

Teacher: your a bad student
Student: thats studentism

by Random word guy October 27, 2021

student friend

Similar to a best-friend or girl/boyfriend, a teacher friend is the student in the student/teacher bond where the teacher is the student's favorite teacher of all time and the student is the teacher's favorite student of all time.

I had lunch with my student friend on Wednesday, where we discussed what classes he will take in the fall.

by Calc64 March 19, 2023

An ultimate student

A kid who ended up in a killing game.

Guy 1:Who are you?

Guy 2:I'm an Ultimate student.

Guy 1:Oh, so your in a killing game?

by YAHHHHHHHHOOOOO July 8, 2021

F student

These students are too smart for the system and it can't account for them.

They are the only ones who are gonna anywhere in life, going farther than anyone could hope.

He is an "F student"
Ew an "F student"

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH May 16, 2025