Dog squat is like horse or bull shit only smaller. When a person is just fibbing or embellishing a story and not outright lying it's dog squat.
by Class clown October 17, 2013
Get the dog squatmug. When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.
by Ststephen78 March 13, 2014
Get the victory squatmug. by nikkikins28 May 22, 2011
Get the Squat Bucketmug. The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.
Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.
by The Squater April 24, 2019
Get the Jack Squatmug. Angel got so drunk at her daughters birthday party yesterday she did a Carolina squat on Maffew's lawn
by Chemosabi October 25, 2022
Get the Carolina squatmug. A hoe squat is when someone drops to the floor with their butt touching they’re heels slightly and their knees to the sides.
Person 1: I hear that chick Eliza called you a slut!
Person 2: Well, I replied with “At least this slut can get a man unlike your crusty pig ass” hoe squatted and walked off.
Person 2: Well, I replied with “At least this slut can get a man unlike your crusty pig ass” hoe squatted and walked off.
by shawtieel March 19, 2018
Get the hoe squatmug. A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.
I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now
No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!
No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!
by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023
Get the Goblin Squatmug.