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sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself
*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!
by Team Saveea August 14, 2017
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Sneeze Impotence

The phenomenon of feeling like you’re about to sneeze, and then, you do not sneeze.
I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.
by 011000110 August 26, 2022
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sneezing beaver

A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole
Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver
by DIRTY_definitions March 4, 2018
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sneeze

A runny sneeze
by dumbnutinthedictionary February 1, 2019
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sneezing fudgesicle juice

when an adult is throwing a full on tantrum, screaming, slamming things, possibly crying; akin to a tantrum expected from an infant or toddler (a tantrum in which said infant or toddler was eating a fudgesicle just prior to becoming upset, so they drool and sneeze mucous mixed with the melted fudgesicle, thus fudgesicle juice.
The woman's grocery cart barely tapped the door of his Mercedes, and the guy went nutzo... screaming, and crying so hard I thought he was gonna start sneezing fudgesicle juice.

also used preemptively...
Hey, calm down now before you start cryin' so hard you're sneezing fudgesicle juice.
by KlausXXXPro January 1, 2023
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morning sneeze

Man I morning sneezed and have to change my pants
by Homie number 3 May 9, 2019
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Sneeze

A comment that is a waste of air and annoying to others. Something you say that is unnecessary and annoys people. A sly comment, a stupid comment, or a waste of your intellectual judgment. It is literally a waste of air to make yourself feel good but is inconvenient and annoying to others. Expressing an opinion that is not fruitful and was not asked for.
Person A: "That's so dumb. I would never do that."

Person B: "Bless you."
Person A: "I didn't sneeze."
Person B: "Yes, you did."
by SNEEZER123 February 8, 2022
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