Sleep Paralysis Demon

A scary ass thing that appears in your sleep and makes you appear to be paralyzed in fear.

My sleep paralysis demon is furless tickle me elmo

by The real light buzzyear June 25, 2020

Semi-sleep

The area between being awake and asleep. Consisting of eyes closed, body semi to fully relaxed, and still hearing things going on around you. This sleep normally happens at school or some other dull location/event. Semi-sleep is not long, typically lasting no more than 30 minutes.

Michael woke up after 15 minutes of semi-sleep, feeling slightly better than when he fell asleep.

by Stauder March 27, 2009

Sleep

A great way to spend a school day.

"Hey Chuck, I'm going to sleep through 4th period today."

by The Mad Trombonest May 21, 2008

sleeper

someone who secretly is badass at something but doesnt let anyone know

guy 1: im literally boutta destroy him at insert game/activity
guy2: oh no man dont do that hes a sleeper at that game/activity

by JavaLime May 1, 2020

Sneaky Sleepers

The act of ejaculating all over a friend or roommate's bed when they are out with the key being not telling them when you have committed the act till a much later date.

Can be used as a very credible threat.

"My brother didn't want to let me use his PS3 so I gave him some sneaky sleepers"

As a threat,

"Pay your half of this month's rent or i'll leave you some sneaky sleepers"

by xovut April 7, 2009

Sleepy Sheepy

A person who is so tired, they want to fall asleep right away in bed as soft as a sheepy.

After staying up all night watching infomercials, I was a sleepy sheepy during class.

by lilrachel333 October 9, 2009

sleeping macho

v. to sleep with only a white t-shirt on and no underpants

I was sleeping macho and my dog started licking my ass

by turkeyloafer July 13, 2007