Shannon

They are more than often sarcastic beings with okay intent. At times will roast the shit out of you and be offended when retaliated. She holds much trauma from her childhood and hence all sorts of issues, though it is fun to talk to her all the time. If you date a Shannon, watch out because she is a known hommie hopper.

Dayum shawty, whats your name?
...Shannon...
Can I get your number?
no im fucking someone tonight
Who?
Fucking stupid

by Goldilocks69 April 6, 2022

Shannon

Shannon- A women that is sunshine wrapped in skin, with 2 scoops of Beautiful

I WOULDNT MIND GETTING AHOLD OF A SHANNON TONIGHT. THAT WOULD CHANGE MY WORLD!

by Yost with the most October 2, 2023

Shannon Slade

a very shady, slady, slay queen type gyal

"omg it's Shannon Slade. SLAY QUEEN!!! GAY ICON!!!"

by edsheeranismyidol November 22, 2021

Shannon

He is very giving. Probably the most unselfish man yoive ever met. Has awesome taste in music, and an even better sense of humor. He wont ever judge you, because hes not even a judge. If you meet Shannon, don't EVER let him go. You will undeniably regret it.

I used to know Shannon. He was the one that got away.

by MissesRamey January 27, 2024

Shannon

A heavy set woman who gets very excited for holidays.

Omg! Becky is such a Shannon!!!!!

by CozyBozy April 23, 2022