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scissor pile 

Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, and Jennifer Lawrence are four woman I want to see in a scissor pile.
scissor pile by Motel Messiah October 14, 2013

scissor shafted 

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort
While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.
scissor shafted by mr. wizard November 28, 2013

scissor dipper

A heterosexual male with an affinity for being attracted to lesbians.
Mel: Oh don't worry about Jason, he only likes lesbians.
Henry: He's a scissor dipper, I get it.

Scissor-hooping 

The act between two girls, one on top of the other. The top is straddling and kissing the bottoms boobs. As the bottom is humping and groping the top. (No matter how hard this may be) this act can only be preformed between two females. Or els it would be called:
Weenier-slicing
Girl 1-"So what where you and that chick doing last night?"
Girl 2-"nothing, just a little scissor-hooping!"

Girl 1-"Damn, I am so proud, you got her down and hooping!"
Scissor-hooping by Gray&gay May 25, 2014

scissor witches 

Lesbian couple engrossed in wicca culture.

Scissor Guard 

Like a cock bock but for lesbians
hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over
Scissor Guard by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018