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salesfu

SalesFu – /seylz-foo/

noun. The art of identifying & capturing customer energy to be used in persuading & influencing a purchase decision. A combination of Sales and KungFu, salespeople usually refer to their profession as some time of combat, so it's common to hear references to boxing or karate.
Dude, your salesfu was strong on that prospect, I wish I could sell like that.
by Smoochey December 4, 2016
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sales talk

A sales talk is when you have to persuade a girl for sex
Last night I was so desperate, I had to give her the Sales talk
by Ian papi chulo September 23, 2018
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salmon breath

when she toppin' her man good and the cum in her mouth makes her breath stank, so after her breath smell bad cause' she gave head
by gamergirl564 December 19, 2018
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salmonella chinstrap

Where the woman is on all fours nude and a pork tenderloin is placed within her anal cavity (plunger optional). After 45 minutes, the woman releases the pork tenderloin, like an easy-bake oven, which a male then places around his neck like a scarf. Then the male proceeds to eat the tenderloin, like a candy necklace.
Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend?

Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.
by J-hem May 24, 2019
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Salmonilla

Chef Ramsay: This salmon tastes like f***ing vanilla! Do you have salmonilla?
by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019
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Salmon Surfing

Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.
Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!
by jrb04cfsu May 1, 2020
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Salmonella

Salmonella : where you eat raw chicken your aunt Margret cooked.
Salmonella: your aunt Margaret cooked it.

“ Dinneres ready “

‘Coming aunt Margret’

‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’

“ Yes Kate, eat up”

Day later

✨ vomit everywhere

‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘
by YourAuntMargret September 27, 2020
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