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Tussling With The Russell

Russell Tussling or Tussling With The Russell is an incredibly serious act of Up Fuckery in which one foolishly or misguidedly attempted to engaged a or THE Russell such as Russell Brant or Daniel A Russell.
To date only three people have actually been stupid enough to Tussle with the Russell: a paparazzi guy that Russell Brant punched in the face, Jesse Lott, and Coley Kelly (the latter of the three suffered most serious consequences)
Jesse: So you want to Pester the Jester?

Daniel A. Russell: Jesse, don't go Tussling With The Russell.

Mason: Oh Damn Jesse you done went and Fucked Up

Jesse: Shit I left you wide open for that one...
by Master Alchemist July 26, 2011
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Tim Russert

Closet liberal; one who poses as independent thinker and journalist, but is using one's position to spread liberal media bias.
Andy Lack, formerly of NBC, currently Jewish godhead of Sony Music, is a Tim Russert.
by Ima feinlan February 8, 2004
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russell brand

the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing....
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'
russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.
by Jackroll September 23, 2006
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Russell

That boy ain't nothing but a Russell!
by crackerjack407 February 3, 2010
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russefeiring

the definition of the russefeiring is 3rd base
3rd base is the whole point off the celebration, and the coolest bus ever
if god had created a party-bus it wouldent look half as good as the 3rd base bus
god damn 3rd base is awesome
i wish i was on 3rd base
if your not on 3rd base, to bad for you
i love russefeiring, but i love 3rd base even more, those guys are awesome!
by magnuw1709 September 16, 2009
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Kurt Russel

a disused house brick with eyes and a bad mullet.
if Billy Ray Cyrus (please excuse my spelling, i don't speak fluent redneck) had sex with a house brick and by some crazy magic the brick got pregnant, it would give birth to kurt russel.
by I. M. Pantsless September 16, 2007
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Russell

A term reserved for a muscle bound Ed Hardy or Affliction wearing idiot. Generally they are found at the tanning salon, hogging weights at the gym, watching every UFC fight and running around with a pack of other Russells at a douchey bar (also known as a Russell Bar). The term comes from the need to point out "Russells" in public at full volume without them understanding you are poking fun at their idiocy.
Take a look at that Russell's wicked Ed Hardy belt buckle. Watch out for that pack of Russell's over there. We don't go to X, Y or Z bar, it's filled with Russells now.

For examples of Russell's take a look at the Jersey shore. They also prove that Russell is a unisex term.
by ATXBevo May 31, 2011
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