by anonymous November 19, 2022
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It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014
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by jaxombie February 19, 2017
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