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Rocket Boner

An intense and quickly raised boner that is often brought on by a pretty girl talking dirty. This is possible over any internet communication or any other type of communication that does not involve face to face contact. Rocket boners could lead to pre-ejaculation. Also used to refer to dog boners.
As Rachel spoke dirty into the Xbox Live mic, Zach got a rocket boner and Tony pre-ejaculated.
by heroicgroupofpeople July 2, 2011
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Neat Rocket

An exclamation to be used when something is beyond great. When one is extremely pleased with something.

Can also be used sarcastically
Lets camp out in my backyard! I got a new tent!
NEAT ROCKET!

And then I ate an entire loaf of bread!
....neat rocket...
by NeatRocketScientist June 28, 2011
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johnnie rocketfingers

1. A man that is extremely good at giving the women the fingers in their clam.

2. A man that is really laid back and easy with the ladies. Like a player but treats the girls like shit and they still love him.
1. Mike is johnnie rocketfingers

2. See that, he is just playing johnnie rocketfingers to get in with her.
by ZedJay April 16, 2006
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wankers' rickets

The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.
"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"
by Niall Brady January 8, 2003
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rocket ass

very loose bowel movements that come out of the rectum under high pressure, sometimes followed by a large quantity of air (e.g. 'air breathing' rocket ass)

diarrhea of such character as to resemble the contrail from a rocket launch
"Dude, I got the worst case of rocket ass the last time I ate tacos in Juarez!"
by Steve Ocean June 20, 2006
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Mexican Rocket Ship

An outdoor portable toilet, as typicaly seen around construction sites.
Man, I gotta find a place to piss!
Just climb in that mexican rocket ship.
by RJLINDY August 12, 2008
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rice rocket

A slow car, usually a 4 cylinder mitsubishi lancer or hyundai excel that is 'riced' up by the owner by putting stickers all over it and adding a rear wing (for extra downforce on the rear to improve acceleration in their front wheel drive car). Other common 'modifications' include the infamous 'drain pipe' exhaust system, and 'lowering' - which is done by cutting the springs with a pair of pliers or tin-snips. The drivers of these sorts of cars are usually young teenagers who have no clue about cars, and actually think their car is 'fast' - and then either refuse to race a decent car (because they know they'll get annihilated), or get absolutely humiliated when they do.
The other night this guy in this rice rocket was revving his engine at the lights, trying to get me to race him... so I laughed a bit at first, then thought 'hmm why not'. He took off as fast as he could, and was wondering why he couldn't pass me when I was just staying beside him at half-throttle. Then I dropped back a gear and nailed it, hitting full-boost and leaving the poor ricer in a cloud of smoke about 15 car lengths behind.
by David March 27, 2003
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