Robots

No matter what debuts at this year's Olympics, hopefully people are still rooting for humans in 20 years, and not robots. Rooting for robots is like rooting for cars over humans.

People are not robots or machines.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Robot Soda Jerk

A robot who works at a soda fountain.

Dae: "That robot soda jerk was so cute!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"

by MaxwellMurdoch December 6, 2020

hes a Robot

hes a machine that boy hes a machine !

hes a Robot

by 201HH November 25, 2020

100k robot camera-sexual

If you’re 100k robot camera-sexual then you’re sexually attracted to a 100k robot camera.

Joe: “Hey, what’s your sexuality?”
Chads: “I’m 100k robot camera-sexual.”

by Camera’s are hot June 18, 2022

Rory the Rollin Robot

Probably the nicest guy ever. Women adore him and men want to be like him. The definition of perfection. Brings not to all

Everyone wants to be a Rory the Rollin Robot

by A20fetyip October 24, 2024

Valley Robotics Academy

A school for smart, crazy, talented people.

Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Only the best school around, Valley Robotics Academy!

by Blue_screen_of_death November 22, 2021

Robotic Ragdoll

Before you have sex with the female, add a small microchip on your helmet ( penis end ). Deposit the chip inside the woman ( any hole ). Using a remote control you will be able to make the microchip vibrate and wiggle sending her into a coma of sexual orgasms. If she doesn't scream like she wants it whip her aggressively for 2 hours. Try this again and if she still doesn't scream chop her legs and arms off. Try it finally and if she doesn't screams cut her head off..

She didn't scream so I sliced and diced her into small pieces.
She liked the robotic Ragdoll alright, so she recommended it to friends

by spunkmobile November 16, 2010