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St. Patrick's Revenge 

1. The terrible hangover you have the day after St. Patrick's Day.

2. Throwing up as a result of excessive drinking, either while drunk or while hungover. (Compare Montezuma's revenge.)
1. "Don't talk to me. It's March 18 and I'm suffering St. Patrick's Revenge."

2. "I'm never drinking again. I just spent half an hour in the bathroom, suffering St. Patrick's Revenge."
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Montezuma's Revenge

Reaction caused by eating extreme quantities of spicy food.

Its origin comes when Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés entered the Mexicas' capital city: Tenoctitlán, he was beleived to be the god Quetzalcóatl (the mexicas had a toltec legend about a priest called Ce Acatl Topiltzin Quetzalcóatl, who fled eastward and vowed to return archaeological evidence suggests he fled to Chichén Itzá), who was said to be "tall, white and bearded". Cortés entered the city and was met by emperor Moctezuma "the young", who offered a meal in his honor. Having never tasted the local food, he eventually threw up and that's how the term came to be.
Don't eat too much chilli or you'll suffer Montezuma's revenge

Horse Man's Revenge 

You're fucking a girl in the ass and she tenses up so tight that the inside of her large intestine rips off onto your dick and then you start fucking her in the vagina, using the intestine as a condom so she doesn't get pregnant.
Dude, did you hear mercer hit her with the horse man's revenge last night?
Her ass will be sore for a fortnight.
Horse Man's Revenge by sam brenner November 10, 2009

Turkish Revenge 

To stab someone below the waist. Most of the time it means stabbing someone’s asscheeks.
That gronk doesn’t wanna pay his tik, so next time I see him I’m gonna give him a Turkish Revenge.
Turkish Revenge by JimmyDJunkie September 8, 2020

Hippie's Revenge

An act of payback involving one person A who has been in some way harmed by another person B(either psychologically or physically), getting revenge by throwing a vial of LSD in his aggressors (person B's) face in order to induce a forced, hopefully "bad" trip.
If I ever see that kid JL again I am going to Hippie's revenge the shit out of him for stealing my shit

Jerry Garcia's revenge 

An acid flashback, especially when the acid was taken at a jam band music festival.
dirtyhippie1: Dude?
dirtyhippie1: You still there, man?
dirtyhippie2: Sorry. I was having Jerry Garcia's revenge.

Montezuma's revenge

A nickname for an alcoholic drink comprised of a wide mixture of hard liquor drinks mixed together into one bottle. Known for it's foul taste, strong smell, and an ability to caused blackouts, vomiting and a rough morning after.

Typically created when there isn't enough liquor in the bottle to use by itself, or, when you really just want to get fucked up that night.

There is no real set recipe for Montezuma's revenge, just mix and match liquors and drink until you feel ready. It's not recommend to attempt to dance after you drank some, despite you feeling the urge too.
"I was drinking some Montezumas revenge man, and good lord was I on the floor at the end of the night."

Party goer 1: "Hey, whats in the bottle?"
Party goer 2: "Itsh someish montezisichmas revenge."
Party goer 1: "The fuck?"
Party goer 3: "He said Montezuma's revenge. You might want to stand back, he's going to puke everywhere in a little bit."
Party goer 2: *PUKE*
Party goer 3: "Remember kids, Montezuma's revenge is no joke. Be careful when you drink it."