recockulous

crazy; insane; beyond belief

When Suzie described Johnny O's large weenus, she claimed she did not slobber on it. That's recockulous.

by ree-cawk-u-luss September 3, 2003

recockulous

Steming form the work "cock", a generously ridiculous larger size of the average male.

Girl, that Guy was so large and good, making it rain! He was recockulous!!

by Snakes101 August 21, 2010

recockulous

a responce to an absolutely ridiculous excuse/action/situation/comment most commonly made by a man.

Male: Baby, I am so sorry I missed the birth of our child but...the Pistons were in double overtime.
Female: that is RECOCKULOUS!
or...
MALE: While I was sunning in Cape Town-
Female:(in her head) recockulous!
or...
A man walks by with the arms of his denim shirt cut off to accentuate the "guns." ...recockulous.

by Ashley Reed May 25, 2005

recockulous

Saying loveline created it is bs. I've been saying that word for at leats 15 years. It is simply subbing the word cock for the word dick.

IE: Dont cocktate what I do or say!
Have you seen the Cock Tracy movie?
One day I was reading Moby Cock and a light went off.

IE: Dont cocktate what I do or say!
Have you seen the Cock Tracy movie?
One day I was reading Moby Cock and a light went off.

This bitch is recockulous. I mean she is f'd in the head

by jarock April 12, 2006

Troll remorse

When a troll gets owned HARD by another troll, that the butthurt is too much to handle and the former troll goes around the internet looking to apologize to its victims

Troll: "I'm so sorry!!!!"

Victim: " troll remorse is clear, you got owned hard and everyone saw it"

Troll: " I can't live on this planet anymore"

by runoutofnames January 13, 2013

Conversational Remorse

Illiterate tween's rendition of esprit d'escalier; also, the feeling you get if ever you find yourself talking to a "digital native" millennial who's blithely ignorant about the physical world or events that occurred before 2005.

When Amanda began to recount the top trending memes and emoji from her Instavine twit-feed I was stricken with pangs of conversational remorse.

by Statler/Waldorf March 22, 2016

whore's remorse

When a woman has had sex with so many guys, she becomes a good woman and goes above and beyond the norm to do things for her new/latest man.

"Did you hear about Stacy? I thought her and Tom broke up after he caught her cheating on him, but I heard she's been good the last few years and even bought him a Benz."

"Whore's remorse bro. Whore's remorse."

by Ronnie C Rouse October 28, 2014