queef soap

when you put a bar of soap in your pussy and shoot it out with a monster queef

Leslie queef soaps every time she showers, but it smells fresh.

by queef sucker November 19, 2006

queef a bubble

v: to queef a bubble or get upset similar to twisting your panties or throwing a fit aka: q a b

if my mom knew i smoked she would queef a bubble

by narcelptic buble January 1, 2004

Queefer Sutherland

A derogatory name for the under-talented, over-rated actor Keifer Sutherland. To suggest that he is not as bad-ass as his characters are, and in fact is ( or may have..) a vagina that expels gas.

Question: You ever watch that T.V. show called "24"? Answer: Nope, I can't stand that actor "Queefer Sutherland".

by SMOKINGMAN1961 July 14, 2009

Queefatron

Noun, A musical instrument comprising of a belt featuring an octave of dildos of varying sizes which when placed in the famales' vagina produces a different tonal queef note.

I had my queefatron out last night with the ladies rugby team, man we made some beautiful music!

by Rob, Dan and Chalky August 16, 2006

queef drive-by

performing a vaginal fart out a window of a car

(car squeals off) pffft!

Jessica: do you smell that?

Barbra: yea smells like a queef!

Jessica: damn! she just did a queef drive-by!

by mv78754 October 7, 2010

Queef Nugget

A blood clot formed during the menstrual cycle ejected during a gaseous expulsion from the vagina

I was fucking your girlfriend and she left a queef nugget on my bed.

man you a such a queef nugget, you should be flushed down the toilet.

by that guy 231564894564321341 November 3, 2010

Quaff

Ginormous hair of epic proportions

look at his dirty quaff, I think there is a rat in there

by crustygymshorts December 20, 2010