Quaft

The act of a woman queefing, then promptly wafting her minge gasses toward her face for a sniff.

Tom watched from a distance as Cindy quafted in a display that would sicken most.

by Spermjizz December 10, 2016

Quake Cakes

A bunch of little hurt boys trying to compete with the fundies. Typically known for hairy bodies, big heads, and not being volcanoes.

Q: Did you see that the Quake Cakes lost to the Fundamental this weekend?
A: Yeah, Kyle had 0 points in the game.

by NorthKoreanPoonTappa November 27, 2018

Quaef

A word I used to chest in Up Words. It’s “a type of bird.”

Them: What’s a quaef? Is that a word?
Me: Its a...bird.

by KiaraTheKlazomaniac December 21, 2018

Quaker Thuggery

The act of using trickery or other underhanded means to achieve ones goal(s) or agenda without a physical confrontation or altercation.

Timmy wanted to get the menu changed at his school and used good ol' fashioned Quaker Thuggery to get it done.

by SuperNixon505 November 21, 2019

Quaker Oats stocks

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related

Would you like to invest in Quaker oats stocks.

by Thequakerguy November 15, 2021

wake and quake

When you wake up and immediately start gaming.
Quake references the popular first person shooter series "Quake".

-"Yo, Tommy it's only 8am and you're already playing COD?"
-"Yeah, wake and quake!"

by jedimindtricks5 April 10, 2016

QUAKES

Loud, Pounding bass that comes from chevys, or other hood rich vehicles. Also a Quake is not a Quake unless the wipers bounce off the glass.

Origin-Chi town burbs, Southside,North Hammond,Hessville, and a southern city called Cedar lake..all in which are tough cities.

"The ho's love when my quakes are on"
"Bitches love the quakes"
"Me and my boy went out..listen'n to quakes"
"My guy Tristen ia a hardcore quaker"
"Bitches say quakes give em' shakes"
"I GOT ANOTHER TICKET FOR MY QUAKES DAWG!!"

by James, Jose, Mike, Tristen, and Opie November 10, 2007