Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.

Manchester is full of stealth puddles

by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017

puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.

Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

Pussy puddling

When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.

Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!

by 3886 July 5, 2019

Cuddle Puddle

A phrase that can be used in whatever way meets the needs of a vindictive jealous person

Omg Janet has no clue what cuddle puddle means! Let’s make shit up on UD

by HRQueen July 22, 2025

Dry puddle

Puddle that has evaporated and left a stain

I stepped on a dry puddle

by Definitionman92 February 14, 2024

Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets

We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates

by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina.

"Watch out! Don't step in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022