Butt Puddle

The damp butt-shaped imprint left on your sheets after a long sweaty session of sex.

Guess we should've turned on the fan before we got started, cause I just left a gnarly butt puddle on the bed.

by Deadinlivingform April 25, 2011

Thud Puddle

A massively large ejaculation, usually caused by being backed up for a spell.

I haven’t jacked off in a week so I can give her the ol’ thud puddle tonight

by Juice jamboree May 27, 2023

Couch Puddle

When you fuck a girl on a leather couch and leave a puddle of sweat and female juice.

I just want to make couch puddles right now, man.

by Trill Gang December 29, 2018

Puddle puppies

Dope whore tweaker slut meth hoe

Damn I'm out of dope and now the puddle puppies are gone

by Thaiceking August 14, 2022

Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets

We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates

by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023

puddle of blood

when you are in the middle of sex and both of u get the horniest you have ever been and you both cum. it overflows n2 a large liquidy pile of cum (white blood)

OH MY GOD!!! I fucked her so hard we both laid a puddle of blood

by fUcK iT!!!!!!!!! January 11, 2009

Puddle jumper

The derogatory word for a person of Trinidad decent

Look at that Puddle jumper

by That grey pole April 13, 2024