Protein-Burn

When you take so much Protein, it regurgitates, and you have a protein-y taste in your mouth.

Doood, I might have Protein-Burn.

You needa stop pumping that FE. You goona have protein overDosis.

by FooProtein September 10, 2011

Protein Tea Party

When a Man or Woman fills tea cups with copious amounts of seminal or vaginal fluid.

We all had a great time at yesterdays protein tea party. Everyone loved the selections and no one left hungry.

by M911 October 27, 2011

Protein Pipe

The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!

Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...

by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011

protean lesbian

1. a female who is sexually and emotionally attracted to other females but occasionally hooks up with males

2. a woman who considers herself to be a lesbian but hooks up with men on occasion

3. a lesbian who is sexually flexible

person 1: "I knocked on Ashley's door, but she wasn't home"
person 2: " Oh, yea she spent the night at Mark's"
person 1: "I thought Ashley was a lesbian"
person 2: "She is. Well kinda. She's a protean lesbian"

by sheezy402 December 23, 2011

Protest Salad

When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.

"Hey Mike, this burger is amazing. How is your protest salad?"

by Dax420 September 11, 2012

Proto-pseudo-gangster

A gentlemen whose social and communal tendencies gyrate around the general ambivalence of others regarding whether he truly is a finger-popping gangster simply at the beginning of his intricate development or a confused boy with no self identification simply mix-and matching factions that should be foreign to him with those that you would expect him to embrace.

Oh! that silly gentlemen of color, look at him thick ironic black framed spectacles and flat silver trousers 'round his knees drenched in cheap cologne and failure,...what a proto-pseudo-gangster!

by Eisenach May 27, 2012

Proti

Someone who is really sweet and great at giving advice and has an amazing body

Dude I totally found a Proti

by DatBootyLover February 1, 2014