by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010
One can give another premature egradulations, if the person congratulates the other before they have achieved set goal.
by redrob16 December 9, 2012
Joe Biden experienced Premature Electuration When he told the People that he would become president, before the counts were even complete.
by cloudrf November 9, 2020
Refers to a keyboarding-slip whereby you inadvertently "catch" da "Enter" key wif da right side of your thick clumsy finger when hitting da "quote/apostrophe" key while composing an instant-message to someone, causing said incomplete/unedited message to get sent to him before you were ready.
I love these new rubbery finger-cots dat reduce impact-fatigue/soreness of my fingertips while keyboarding and give me better "traction" on the keys, but da boots' sticky spongy surfaces cause me to perform a lot more premature elocutions than if I was just typing wif my bare leathery-dry fingers.
by QuacksO May 20, 2019
by piss jerking March 3, 2017
The act of making a Thanksgiving dinner in early November, as soon as the ingredients are on display.
The moment I saw a turkey on sale at the supermarket, I had a premature turkjaculation and cooked an entire feast.
by Phil Srobeighn November 14, 2015
The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.
After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.
by VNFP October 11, 2018