by wangsauce December 7, 2022
Get the Basil on the Front Porchmug. Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"
Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"
Ankur: "Hell yeah."
Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."
Ankur: "Hell yeah."
Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."
by Friends Show July 19, 2025
Get the Porch Beersmug. A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.
by Ernchuck May 31, 2018
Get the porch couch seasonmug. Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.
Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.
That girl look like an ole porch spider!
That girl look like an ole porch spider!
by OIC-U-812 August 2, 2021
Get the Porch spidermug. by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022
Get the Porch Monkeymug. no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug. 