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Porch Monkey

Somebody like Craig or Smokey who sits on their porch all day when they should be out looking for a job. But instead, asking neighbors for food, smoking weed, and just enjoying the niggatry of the ghetto.
Ima get cha high today. Cause its friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do.

Example of niggers being porch monkey's
by FRIDAY MAN February 16, 2017
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porch rampin

As divvy as they come; as crazy as they come
by Harley Quinn Greer December 18, 2017
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Front Porch Racism

Another phrase to describe the bigotry of low expectations; people who assume that another race needs to rely on them for support.

"Front Porch" to paint a picture of a slaveowner on their front porch feeling justified for "providing."
Example 1:
a: "If you don't prove extra help to this ethnic community, they will never be able to succeed on their own."
b: "That's front porch racism."

Example 2:
a: "I think Jojo might be a front porch racist. He always talks about how *insert race here* should get extra assistance from the government.
by WMWARRIOR February 24, 2022
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Porch Dragon

A person who does their best work, and thinking on a porch.
“My homie Scorp, what a porch dragon! Finger banged the bartender from the mixer at sunset in front of her parents house”

“Lil’ sSnow and Brandini came up with the next years fundraiser for Irish people while huffing a bat together, absolute porch dragons”
by 5nakeCharmer March 11, 2024
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porch garggler

You sit out on your porch and have 5 girls sucking and fucking.
Sam(the guy) was sitting on his porch with Samantha Emily Megan Abby and Stephanie were porch gargling Sam porch garggler.
by sammy sosaFAGGOT8290 November 29, 2011
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Porch Gook

“I want my daughter to marry a Stanford Korean man like Dr. Bradley Kim, not some common porch gook like ‘Cooter’ Park.”
by crjoker December 30, 2024
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porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.
Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am
by Ernchuck May 31, 2018
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