The Pooftah

Another name for the Broccoli haircut.

Dude went to the barber and got himself the POOFTAH cut.

by SirSpanksAlot42069 February 10, 2025

Poofman

one whose goal is to imitate the "Beefcake"

He is such a freaking Poofman, sporting around in his Lightning

by Dave May 13, 2003

poofaint

Nonsensical term that can be used to innocuously describe both how poorly one feels, how horrendous something smells and how awful something looks without using profanity.

"My flu has me bedridden, I feel like poofaint."

"That car's home-made paint job looks like poofaint."

by ironchefboyrd January 14, 2009

Poontaint

A Poontaint is s a vagina that goes through the taint area, therefore there is no taint thus making it a poontaiont.

Poontaints probably smell pretty rank due to it being so close to the anus.

Poontang-tang+taint=Poontaint.

by your name is already being.... November 21, 2011

poontang partner

a poontang partner is a woman's lesbian partner

Guy: Why were you kissing that woman?
Woman: Well, when I found out she was a single lesbian like me, I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes and now she is my poontang partner!

by llamacat88 August 1, 2012

Poofar

When you hold in a fart for ages and it turns out to be pooh.

Dude 1. "Block ya nose I've been holding this one in for ages!"
Dude 2. "Dude! That stinks! Is it crap?"
Dude 1. "Yeah, I think it's a poofar."

by Dr Language. March 13, 2014

poontang drought

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.

-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?

by the_wolfy March 14, 2014