Pisto

Old(2 weeks or more) 32oz of beer(busch,Mickey)

ay Carnal pass me the Pisto

by Iggie August 2, 2003

pissofated

pissofated is the state of having to pee extremely badly or when one has help they're pee for a longtime. need to pee

i've been pissofated for an hour. I need to pee asap!

by bekham3150 April 16, 2019

pistol salute

when you wanna commit suicide by shooting yourself honoring the USA

Sergeant: Let's honor USA, fellow comrades.
Soldier does pistol salute and pulls the trigger

by uruser_fatasf August 21, 2019

Pissot

To dip so hard that ur ot gets pissed

Ight pissot higgie I’ll Swiss 111 u later and we’ll go back to the hubbleU and jeej tee jeej some gamers Bc they be so gassed and their honey points will be gone within SECONDS.

by Higgie March 20, 2021

yogurt pistol

Penis

Dan is about to take the yogurt pistol to the firing range (referring to masturbation).

by Auto Phil Asho January 17, 2016

pull your pistol

to pull ones penis out in anticipation of sex with an unknown female

G1: my dad told me to just pull your pistol, so i did, and this bitch started staring at it
G2: wat'd she say
G1 you better start firing that thing or i'll disarm you!

by deejayseejay August 9, 2006

to pull my pistol

to jerk off, to masturbate

just as long as u dont smile cause id have to pull my pistol

by jon_one July 10, 2007