The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.
The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
Dave: Have you seen Sandra anywhere on the complex
Mike: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on, to keep her energy levels up, she needs to stay pleasantly rotund
Mike: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on, to keep her energy levels up, she needs to stay pleasantly rotund
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Get the Pleasantly Rotund mug.The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.
The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
Dave: Have you seen Pleasantly Rotund Sandra anywhere on the complex
John: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on at 9am to keep her energy levels up.
John: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on at 9am to keep her energy levels up.
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Get the Peasant mug.Leftist slang for the irrational survival belief adopted by working-class people under capitalism in which elites and oligarchs are assumed to have earned their power through superior intelligence, evolutionary advancement, or moral worth rather than inheritance, class privilege, or structural advantage.
“Peasant Brain” reframes hierarchy as destiny. It converts concentrated wealth into proof of genius, nepotism into merit, and inherited power into evidence of biological or spiritual superiority. It functions as a psychological coping mechanism: if the ruling class is simply better, then one’s own precarity is natural, not engineered.
A modern update of Franklin D. Roosevelt’s critique of “economic royalists,” the term suggests that today’s oligarchs do not rule by divine right but by the myth of meritocracy—an ideology absorbed and defended by the very people it subordinates.
“Peasant Brain” reframes hierarchy as destiny. It converts concentrated wealth into proof of genius, nepotism into merit, and inherited power into evidence of biological or spiritual superiority. It functions as a psychological coping mechanism: if the ruling class is simply better, then one’s own precarity is natural, not engineered.
A modern update of Franklin D. Roosevelt’s critique of “economic royalists,” the term suggests that today’s oligarchs do not rule by divine right but by the myth of meritocracy—an ideology absorbed and defended by the very people it subordinates.
“Every time he says billionaires must be billionaires because they’re just ‘wired different’ and the rest of us should be grateful for the jobs, that’s pure Peasant Brain talking.”
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