penalty

That's when you talk shit and get banned from the spot.

When i tried to split with the beer that guy never even told me about the cop, But when i talked shit little did i know he was a drug lord, I go back and about 8 people at the spot were pissed and called penalty.

by White Vato August 2, 2006

metal to the pedal

phrase used when describing someone has a mouth full of braces (hence the 'metal' part).

dude, look at that little Wap! he has his metal to the pedal!

by KRHimself August 24, 2004

Pedal to the metal

for Brazilians (cariocas specially and often) - to shoot everything that moves as an order to kill

"zero-one, I think I can kill two rabbits with one strike here... "
"That's 100%, 14?"
"'Skull' my captain."
"Pedal to the metal."

by Cap. Nascimento November 10, 2007

Penaldo

A fraudulent term created by Pessidogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Cristiano Ronaldo. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Peshit fanboys.
"Penaldo is finished because he doesn't ghost in big games like my idol Pionel Pessi"

A fraudulent term created by Pessidogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Cristiano Ronaldo. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Peshit fanboys.
"Penaldo is finished because he doesn't ghost in big games like my idol Pionel Pessi"

by Lingardinho GOAT February 8, 2022

penal disorder

a disorder with your penis

'Umm... i know you're my girlfriend and everything... but can i tell you a secret?'

'sure honey!'

'I have a penal disorder...'

'JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!'

by ligadow June 22, 2008

penal mode

A guy who is often observed to be thinking with his dick in any given situation or a guy who switches into a lusty, lewd, crude and foolish person A man in that mode can also be quite rude. They tend to zone onto the female person or persons of interest, to the exclusion of all others.

Dude, you brother could be taking to mom while he's checking out the talent on the street as if he's eternally in some penal mode! Whenever Valencia walks by we all become invisible when he switches into that penal mode shit, acting like some crass fool! Tell him to snap out of it man and give us and her some respect!

by Badwsky February 9, 2010

pealcoholnis weekend

the sort of weekend your girlfriend is expecting when she hasnt seen you in 1 or more weeks; she will be full of alcohol and penis for the entirety. hence 'pealcoholnis weekend' pretty much an ideallic weekend for both parties involved.

michael: what are you doing this weekend charlotte?
charlotte: oh, visiting my boyfriend
michael: pealcoholnis weekend then?
charlotte: preeety much.. cant wait :D
michael: well.. have a good one!
charlotte: mmm pealcoholnis

by nijhizzle August 7, 2010