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False pedophile

He can't be serious talking to that woman, he's a false pedophile!
by Clitsle-blower August 14, 2023
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Pedophile

Diddy is a pedophile. Before he was exposed and going to trial, every afternoon Diddy would walk by the local elementary school, watching the children happily play outside, and there's always a bulge in his pants when he is around them.
Dude why are you trying to talk to my daughter? She is 6 years old you pedophile!
by luh99 January 15, 2025
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JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE

Most people in LIFE at first deal with RIDING THE TRICK PONY which is a minor inconveniencing event. Example is having no soap while using the REST ROOM but a PEDOPHILE has it hard.

Overwhelmed by implications inside questions of approach of needs as the TELEPATHY is PRISON TIME with massive sexual abuse.

Haunted by the FLEETWOOD MAC song DREAMS.

Overly strict about minor SHIT HAPPENS to others who are not punished at all for the same exact occurrence.

Same mistakes over and over made against PEDOPHILE but each time more intensity.
The bathroom is over there " under their breath , they say PEDOPHILE ",as time to JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as no toilet paper , soap and filthy bathroom plus toilet is clogged with SHIT.

This PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN is really happening as JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as do you got a CIGARETTE(BUTT HOLE), LIGHTER (BUTT HOLE) and such.

"There you go again , you want your freedom, who am I , as just the FUCKING COPS playing JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE.

You are sleeping here , as security is coming to play JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE as you are trespassed from this mall , oh but you can go to other malls.

Here is an important twenty as ROBERT SECURITY head RAILROAD PASS SAYS EF 78787163 A 21..FINGER ENTRANCE.RECTUM as this is the JUMP ROPE PEDOPHILE beginning from when we temporarily confiscated your CELL PHONE while you were LITTLE GIRL PISSING in the MEN'S RESTRIOM and the charge fell off but you gotta hassle with a DISPUTE and there is no vacancies even though we said come back in the early morning.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE July 27, 2021
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Pedophile

According to Twitter, a pedophile is someone who loves fictional characters, regardless of whether the character is an adult or not. For example, if you like Rebecca from Cyberpunk, you are considered a pedophile according to Twitter because the creator confirmed her as a loli, despite her having no childlike appearance apart from being short.
Friend 1: I like Ilulu, but @totalnotahypocrite says I'm a pedophile. However, I'm not attracted to children; I just like her as a character—she's my favorite.

Friend 2: Nah, don’t worry about them. They were caught with furry smut and are trying to be part of some group cult that is bored and has nothing to do but complain about lolis and fictional characters.
by Animelolitaweeb April 26, 2024
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Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.
This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.
by Girthmiester March 1, 2025
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