Patrol

The most profitable singles team on OSRS responsible for closing rejectz, and ending a 7 team merge with no outside assistance. They have been called the “Faze Banks” of singles teams.

Oh fuck it’s Patrol I’m going to need help here

I died

by Inzers dead team June 19, 2020

Georgia State Patrol

The dudes who will chase you to the moon and back, and pit maneuver your car into a ditch with no hesitation.

“Bro, the cops are behind us!”
“Nah, we’re good. We can loose em easily.”
“Dude, it’s Georgia State Patrol.”
“…Fuck.”

by couldbem4rr February 5, 2024

Hoarder Patrol

Noun. Group of people assigned to get a hoarder under control.

Sheena: If my mom keeps collecting buttons I'm going to have to call the Hoarder Patrol!

by Grinner74 October 19, 2011

Troll patrol

When you go out to fuck with homeless people

Let’s get that fucking troll

We the troll patrol

by Sodding wanker April 13, 2019

San Andreas Highway Patrol

The Toughest Department in the State of San Andreas
{police department in GTAV}

Oh Shit its the San Andreas Highway Patrol!

by that random guy no one trusts March 6, 2019

Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

by Incubator September 18, 2023

station patrol

When you walk up and down the station uncomfortable bacause your bus/train takes to long to arrive.

fuck this train is slow, better start a station patrol!

by YOURaverageBOI October 12, 2018