Government Pudding

Sweet Sweet Government Pudding. The minimum number of sick days an employer is required by law to provide as part of your salary package. Pudding days are not be used when legitimately sick (if you feel crap already, you may as well go to work) but are to be used as MHD's, Sonic playing days, nice day for a beer garden days, dude i got the huge bag gunja days, CBF days or potentially (though not advised) shit, gotta clean - mums coming for dinner days

"gonna be a top day today, lets go the pub"
"cant, gotta go the fucking hell hole"
"screw that, time for a serve of good old government pudding"
"cough, cough. i'll make the call"

mmmm sweet sweet pudding

by SkankyMcPants July 19, 2010

Piss Pudding

When the scat goes too far. And a bit of piss comes out in her front porch.

Reece: Yeah, don't you dare take the mickey outta my girls piss pudding. You fuckin' slag.

by Shwifty Minion Power April 25, 2019

pudding belly

An enlarged abdomen, usually from eating too much.

Her pudding belly tells me she has difficulty resisting sugary foods.

by Skeptical Senior October 12, 2014

pudding sick

That kind of feeling you get after eating a little too much pudding.

Gee Garrett, that massive bowl of pudding made me pretty pudding sick.

by Habeeb January 31, 2008

Human pudding

human pudding is a combination of semen,blood,vomit,urine,mucus and other bodily fluids.

dude i did a metal dan on some kid down the street and we made human pudding

by xenbutt December 07, 2017

Pud Buddy

(Noun) A dude who you're friends with one on one, but when you hang out with your crew, you join in and bust his balls like everyone else.

(Verb) To treat someone like a pud buddy.

(Noun) I was over at Mike's house and it was all cool, but as soon as we went down to the bar to catch the game he treated me like his pud buddy.

(Verb) Dude, why are you always pud buddying me whenever we hang out with Mike and Jim?

by Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude October 06, 2013

dick pudding

Chunky, nasty male ejaculation.

Clint: "EWWW....is that dick pudding?"
Torry: "No its blue cheese for my salad"

by Torry December 07, 2005